HAPPY New Year

Wishing you a very happy 2014!

 

Happiness the film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHst40bbO00

 

Happiness the book:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84 (US)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/happy-Maxus-Irie-Happiness-ebook/dp/B00ECECL84 (UK)

 

Happiness the website:

http://www.captivatingcult.co.uk

 

And laugh out loud:

http://www.captivatingcult.co.uk/laugh.html

 

Have a great new year!

Maxus Irie x

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Laugh out loud

Happy New Year!

Happiness the website: www.captivatingcult.com

Happiness the book:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84 (US)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/happy-Maxus-Irie-Happiness-ebook/dp/B00ECECL84 (UK)

And why not laugh out loud: http://www.captivatingcult.co.uk/laugh.html ?

Wishing you happiness and love for 2014!

Maxus Irie

Maximum Happiness, Maximum Contentment, Maximum Love

What Maxus Irie Is

A Message From Luke Andreski

 

“Leapfrogging, cartwheeling, gyrating and spinning

Our lives are the laughter of the now and ever after

Where happiness and joy

Are a part of forever…

And our contentment and love

Last for ever and ever…”

 

These words come from the first hymn in the Maxus Irie Book of Happiness. They are words which celebrate the wonder and the marvel of being alive. Life is miraculous. Life leapfrogs, cartwheels, spins and gyrates through the startling continuum of time and space. Life is incandescently beautiful. Life is explosively beautiful. The simple fact of being alive, if you are healthy and fed, is sufficient to introduce at least the first seeds of laugh-out-loud happiness into your heart.

 

Maxus Irie defines the one path with three destinations: the single journey to the three homecomings of happiness, contentment and love. The prayers, hymns and rituals of Maxus Irie all work towards this end. Through reciting these, and through their everyday actions, the followers of Maxus Irie commit themselves to maximising happiness, contentment and love within the human world.

 

Anyone, anywhere, at any time can be a follower, member or practitioner of Maxus Irie. Maxus Irie is open to people of all faiths, all persuasions and any ideology. It is a movement in which the religious, the agnostic and the atheistic participate, with the simple aim of helping one another become happier, more content and more able to love and to be loved.

 

Wrapped in humour, laughter and love Maxus Irie offers a profound truth which can be shared by all: that increased happiness, contentment and love is a fundamental good; that maximising happiness, contentment and love within the world is an utterly worthwhile goal.

 

I hope you will find these prayers, hymns and rituals a useful beginning in your journey towards this wonderful destination.

 

I wish you happiness, contentment and love.

 

Yours faithfully,

 

Luke Andreski

 

Cult Designer, Happiness Guru, Maxus Irie Magister Profundis

 

www.captivatingcult.co.uk

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84

https://www.facebook.com/capivatingcult

© 2013 Luke Andreski. All rights reserved.

The Immortal World – A Hymn

From “How To Be Happy” by Luke Andreski

 

Soap bubbles caught by the wind and flung

High up towards the smiling sun

In rainbow colours gaily dressed

Once loved, twice treasured and three times blessed

However short their blessed flight

Reflect life’s radiance and light

So we each float careless and free

From evolution’s destiny

And glitter and flash and shine so bright

With creation’s joy, creator’s light

And with momentous strength create

The immortal world in perfect state

 

There is no time, this time is all

Where civilisations rise and fall

And memories of our fleeting lives

Still shine like stars in timeless skies

And lives the folk of past times lived

Forever remain a timeless gift

There is no time tho’ time seems king

Of matter, space and everything

Yet all these things serve but to show

The beauty of the here and now

 

Perception’s moment, the phoenix “I”

Is ever reborn and does not die

But lays its mark on timeless slate

Where time has neither heft nor weight

And happy times, joy’s every spark

Carve words of light upon the dark

And when our world grows pale and old

And when the stars grow dim and cold

Our lives of joy will be retold

As time inverts and stars reform

Our words of love will be reborn

 

Soap bubbles caught by the wind and flung

High up towards the smiling sun

In rainbow colours gaily dressed

Once loved, twice treasured and three times blessed

However short their blessed flight

Reflect life’s radiance and light

So we each float careless and free

From evolution’s destiny

And glitter and flash and shine so bright

With creation’s joy, creator’s light

And with momentous strength create

The immortal world in perfect state

 

www.captivatingcult.co.uk

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84

© 2013 Luke Andreski. All rights reserved.

The Smiling Prayer

 

From How To Be Happy

The Smiling Prayer

 

Widget? Splodge?

Splat? Dodge?

Doodle? Poodle?

Noodle? Oodle?

Twinkle? Winkle?

Mussel? Bustle?

Wither? Thither?

Blather? Blither?

 

Spindle? Brindle?

Bridle? Tidal?

Spiniker? Jib?

Globular? Bib?

Articulate? Fulminate?

Stipulate? Spondulate?

Prognosticate? Ruminate?

Just tell me what the otter ate!

 

Noodle! Oodle!

Gadzooks! Oops!

Doodle! Poodle!

Whoa! Whoops!

Splat! Dodge!

Hodge! Podge!

Weeble! Heeble!

Widget! Splodge!

Weeble! Heeble!

Weeble! Heeble!

Weeble! Heeble!

Widget! Splodge!

 

The website: www.captivatingcult.co.uk

The book: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84

© 2013 Luke Andreski. All rights reserved.

One Journey, One Path

 

Hymn 989 from “How To Be Happy – The Maxus Irie Book of Happiness”

One Journey, One Path

 

 

Follow the path down to the sea

The water of life will set you free

Stretching away as far as can be

The truth and the love of Maxus Irie

 

Breasting the waves of the ocean of life

The winds of change, the tides of strife

Riding the crest as far as can be

The love and the truth of Maxus Irie

 

Cresting the currents of night and day

Where fisher folk toil and dolphins play

Seeking new friendships as far as can be

The truth and love of Maxus Irie

 

We are the currents, the wind and the sea

The happiness and love that sets you free

Sharing our message as far as can be

The love and the truth of Maxus Irie

 

Follow the path down to the sea

The water of life will set you free

Stretching away as far as can be

The truth and the love of Maxus Irie

 

The website: www.captivatingcult.co.uk

The book: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ECECL84

© 2013 Luke Andreski. All rights reserved.